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    Senior Member Drill_Sarge is on a distinguished road Drill_Sarge's Avatar
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    id pays chuck norris for not going pro.
    when chuck norris falls into the void the map dies.
    if you hit chuck norris his health and armor increases.
    but: chuck norris doesnt get hit because the projectiles fear him.
    chuck norris can telefrag you on dm6


    Chuck Norris' Rage iPhone demo runs at 125fps. :P
    Last edited by Drill_Sarge; 09-02-2010 at 10:56 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drill_Sarge View Post
    id pays chuck norris for not going pro.
    when chuck norris falls into the void the map dies.
    if you hit chuck norris his health and armor increases.
    but: chuck norris doesnt get hit because the projectiles fear him.
    chuck norris can telefrag you on dm6


    Chuck Norris' Rage iPhone demo runs at 125fps. :P
    Best ones yet HAHA the void one.

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    Senior Member Marklar is on a distinguished road Marklar's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drill_Sarge View Post
    Chuck Norris' Rage iPhone demo runs at 125fps. :P
    lol'd, drill_sarge you are a ****ing genious.

    id tried to explain it, but for some reason, Chuck Norris didn't understand the difference between normal gamemodes and instagib.
    Last edited by Marklar; 09-02-2010 at 11:21 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HanzoHasashiSan View Post
    A normal human would need 2 rail hits for 1 Impressive medal, Chuck Norris gets 2 Impressive medals from one hit from a rail.
    dude, you dont need to be chuck norris for that

    just put 4 sons of a *****es in line and shoot em
    and uve got 2 damn impressives

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    Chuck Norris uses aimbot as a handicap

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    When Chuck Norris plays, there is no round or fraglimit. The game ends when he says so.

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    Chuck Norris doesn't even have to play. He can be spec and still win.

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    Chuck Norris is so fast, he railguns himself for warmup.

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    Senior Member HanzoHasashiSan is on a distinguished road
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    Grenades bounce off of Chuck Norris.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tichi View Post
    Dude I love all the people with the comments about me. I do rage in the cage and stuff at staples center. We can get half naked and fight in the cage brah. Any other guys wanna watch??? Ill give you hugs after i put body oil on my body

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    When Chuck Norris's HP goes below 0, he doesn't die. He just continues to play with negative health.
    Last edited by Marklar; 04-16-2011 at 10:14 AM.

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