+ Reply to Thread
Page 2 of 26 FirstFirst 1 2 3 4 12 ... LastLast
Results 11 to 20 of 259

Thread: Chuck Norris jokes - the Quake Live style

  1. #11
    Senior Member Salamatiqus is on a distinguished road Salamatiqus's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2010
    Location
    Astana, Kazakhstan
    Posts
    1,538
    Chuck Norris doesn't need RA or Mega, they need Chuck Norris :P
    bind END "quit'

  2. #12
    Senior Member Marklar is on a distinguished road Marklar's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2010
    Location
    ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha
    Posts
    2,256
    Chuck Norris can kill you with gauntlet. From the other side of the map.

  3. #13
    Senior Member 3Nex is on a distinguished road 3Nex's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2010
    Location
    Croatia
    Posts
    446
    When Chuck Norris plays insta, he instantly wins.

  4. #14
    *Pr1de
    Guest
    haha this thread is genius.

    Chuck Norris can shoot a 90 degree rail behind a corner and kill you.

  5. #15
    *Domino
    Guest
    Chuck Norris doesn't need mega. He IS mega.
    Chuck Norris doesn't have a +back. He has 2 +forwards.

  6. #16
    *Broodjeham
    Guest
    Chuck Norris does not duel, he solos because the victim does NOT get the chance to fight back.

  7. #17
    Banned BILLYBILLY is an unknown quantity at this point
    Join Date
    Aug 2010
    Posts
    86
    chuck norris doesn't pick up the quad damage, ever. as thi would mean the universe would end.

  8. #18
    *Domino
    Guest
    Aimbot and wallhacks are Chuck Norris simulators.

  9. #19
    Senior Member HanzoHasashiSan is on a distinguished road
    Join Date
    Aug 2010
    Posts
    159
    Chuck Norris can get the Legendary award in one day.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tichi View Post
    Dude I love all the people with the comments about me. I do rage in the cage and stuff at staples center. We can get half naked and fight in the cage brah. Any other guys wanna watch??? Ill give you hugs after i put body oil on my body

  10. #20
    *Domino
    Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by HanzoHasashiSan View Post
    Chuck Norris can get the Legendary award in one day.
    The legendary award is based off of Chuck Norris. He got it the day he was born.

+ Reply to Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts