Chuck Norris - First you ignore him, then you laugh at him, then you fight him, then HE wins.
Chuck Norris hits harder than z4muz's brother in q3.
Chuck Norris doesn't time items. He waits.
Chuck Norris won't kick you off the server. He will roundhouse kick you and your ql will uninstall.
Chuck Norris does not T-Bag your corpse after a Frag......he Potato Sacks it!!
All Red Armor is made out of Chuck Norris chest hair.
When Chuck Norris joins a server the announcer says "Holy****ExcellentImpressiveDenied" all as one word.
-Chuck Norris doesn't get Quad damage, the Quad gets Chuck Norris Damage.
-Chuck Norris can frag you across the map with his gauntlet by aiming it at you and saying "Bang."
-A mod tried to lock Chucks Forum post once, Chuck roundhouse kicked him back into the daikatana forums.
-Chuck doesn't dodge rockets they dodge him.
lowle doesnt make rocket jumps. he pushs the map with rockets away.
lowle doesnt turn around. he turns the map around himself.
COOL things: skill, will, focus, coordination, strategy, tactics, brain, speed
not COOL things: Cheats, Cheaters
chuck can't .. but i can push this thread back to the top where it belongs ^^