- Chuck Norris can rocket-jump so high he can high-five God
- Chuck Norris can make a "Headshot" in Quake Live
- Chuck Norris can strafe-jump so fast he travels back in time and kills you in the previous match.
- Chuck Norris can hide on any map so well that Google can't find him
- Chuck Norris doesn't need silly items from a map to beat you, but he picks them up just to annoy you
- Chuck Norris' accuracy is 101%
Last edited by 3Nex; 04-19-2011 at 02:50 PM.
Chuck norris jokes about stermy is like chuck norris jokes about justin bieber.
You're doing it wrong.
A normal human would need 2 rail hits for 1 Impressive medal, Chuck Norris gets 2 Impressive medals from one hit from a rail.
Originally Posted by Tichi
Dude I love all the people with the comments about me. I do rage in the cage and stuff at staples center. We can get half naked and fight in the cage brah. Any other guys wanna watch??? Ill give you hugs after i put body oil on my body
In a CTF game, Chuck Norris is the third team. And he will steal both flags.
Chuck Norris has a dedicated melee button. He has never needed it.
Chuck Norris can kill anyone with the machinegun. I'm not just talking about Quake.
Every kill Chuck Norris gets is excellent.
Chuck Norris can use the kamikaze device, and live.
While using the Invulnerability spear, Chuck Norris isn't afraid of mines, he just eats them, or he throws them back in your face.
haha cool thread
Chuck Norris is able to frag you in the specmode
Chuck Norris can score with his own flag
Chuck Norris dont needs a Rail, he is the Rail
Chuck Norris can win all pro players in all tournaments with a gamepad . muahahah
Chuck Norris doesn't time items, they automatically popups when Chuck Norris comes for them.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually aims, Chuck Norris just shoot and you die
bind END "quit'
If Chuck Norris need's RA and stands where shards spawn, there will spawn RA. One for every shard...
Chuck Norris doesn't need to call a vote, he just roundhouse kicks you out.
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