the best read on this forums as yet - 10/10
ELITE SERVER DRAMA
Scene takes place at a holy, blessed private premium server. Only top class is invited by the serv spawner. Men and women who rule and slice and dice. Two things happen:
The warmup goes on and on because Nick 4, Nick1, Nick 3 either discuss how to cook that lobster or debate over Nick 2's wife, or Nick 4 just don't want to press F3 just to anger the rest, especially Nick1 and Nick2 whose he hates.
During the great CTF match, full of upper class invite-only mofos, Nick 1 rages because he feels that Nick 2 doesn't keep mid. This is joined by Nick 4 who says that he always knew that Nick 2 can't play mid and all he can do is steal RA from FC. Nick 2 rages and starts helping enemy team for the hell of it. Nick 3 stays on attack but suddenly decides that everyone on his team except him is playing like a knob and he generally wants Nick 4 to stay def but Nick 4 wants to prove his bad-ass aim rail*****s everyone. This causes Nick 3 to join spectators, and suddenly Nick 5 arrives. He jumps in only to jump out because he HATES Nick 1 and he wants him to give back REGEN but Nick 1 runs around with it for the kicks. Nick 4 suddenly is angered by everyone being so n00b and becomes one-man def-mid-attack and camps all PUs regardless of whether the FC needs it or not. Nick 3 comes back and starts arguing with Nick 5 on how he's slower than him b/c he can't rj fast enough in CPMA and that's why he's always last and whatever. Suddenly Nick 3 downs the server because he hates everyone and besides they already got a W on this map 2day.