Just so you know, post 1337 is for me folks!
Just so you know, post 1337 is for me folks!
Okay inv sent :P
This thread enver gets old.
DRUNK
CLAN
Is friggin' recruitin' now!
- Do you own a mutated granny that rattles uncontrollably while going to the grocery store?
- Does your girlfriend use a "Krankshaft no.5" parfum to spice up the day?
- Is your mother your brother?
- Are you sad, lonely, dead from the neck up?
- Are you displaced like a lost tooth?
If so, the DRUNK CLAN is for you!
You think I'm joking...I see it in your eyes man...wait till you hear this story of the snory:
THE STORY OF SWAMP
Once upon a time, in a great nation that is United States of Potatoes, there lived a huge, powerful swamp monster. He was so tough that even his wife couldn't beat him although she broke every single rolling pin on his head.
He was deep, full of wickedness and rolling in his own gravy, walking amongst men like a demigod walks amongst lesser creatures. He was capable of beating Furby in a staring contest and honestly, he was even capable of causing mini-hurricanes to affect nearby towns if their stores lacked the hamburgers he craved for.
Swamp was his habitat, and many alligators dropped their pants on the mere sight of him, and the ones who did not became his wallet.
This strange creature got hold of a computer thingamajig early in the fabled days of 90s when the sun was brighter, aliens were not among us and Saddam Hussein still had a fancy car. He marveled upon this creation and said:
"If there's Internets, there should be Swampys."
So he did.
When a great game called QuakeLive was born, rising from the ashes of a proud and fabled heritage of Quake, the Swampy knew that this was to be his dominion on the internet. He loled at all the "pros" trying to win sassy tournaments. He once exclaimed to one of his minions:
"If I wanted to win a tournament, I would just walk there and consume them all".
So he kept a low profile. He let them lesser creatures think they wre superior. He allowed them to win. After all, why not? He was the Dark Lard, the fabled Master of Hamster. What could rival him? Small virtual Keels?
He began to create his dominion using a magical clantag and a will to conquer QL. Many people were recruited. Many got banned after they failed to please their master. Many got promoted. Many got degraded. But his dominion was rising, and the blood of its victims began to flood the servers with corrupted packets.
And today he wants YOU.
Last edited by Lolzy; 10-18-2012 at 02:42 AM.
Q * ]Q[* Q]|[A * QL
...and still playing!
JOIN THE DRUNK CLAN!
Remember, if you happen to join our clan, you can be drunk during each and every match in QL and GET AWAY WITH IT.
http://qldrunkclan.proboards.com/Originally Posted by megaman3
I thought it was fun wearing the DRUNK tag until I see SWAMPY using a completely different tag. Oh well so much for loyalty! I'm outta this clan!
I'm still a DRUNK! That other tag was a friends I was s scrimming with..... lol..Just for you SHAKENBAKE.. I'll never take my DRUNK tag off!
Drunk Clan Motto--- "Have Fun, Everyone is Welcome"
The Great Swamp has spoken.
Q * ]Q[* Q]|[A * QL
...and still playing!
JOIN THE DRUNK CLAN!
Remember, if you happen to join our clan, you can be drunk during each and every match in QL and GET AWAY WITH IT.
http://qldrunkclan.proboards.com/
All hail Swampy
You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.I swear to drunk I’m not god.
hey lads mind if i join drunk?
Of course,
Invite sent.
Pop by the forums and say hello
You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.I swear to drunk I’m not god.
hi
can i get an invite please?
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