LOVERS ARE BACK!!! This movie is about common trolling, women and camp spots. We hunt camp spots like the basement hero Fritzl scores hand pleasure from his blood relatives. Our heer consists of four people; Philz, Smilecythe and Korfi. Reichsführer Philz is behind the grade-A editing, I made some random stuff including the dancing balls and Korfi was just like a caring mother figure to us, who guided us to the right path in our lives. It's been a long work of sweat and blood. If theres something the authors of the maps are hiding from you, it's all shown in our show. Now the search is finally done and we need to admit it's about the fupking time the beavers dissemble their barrage. No way I'm kidding, but theres over 9000 campspots in each ****ing map so we carefully picked the least fail ones which might come up as a major disappointment to some of you.
Our masterpiece has some influence from the finest Quake 3 movies such as Virtuosity and Event Horizon. It's nothing like Virtuosity or Event Horizon, but if you have a watch few times you realize it's a carton of passion rather than something your subconsciousness would claim to have stolen your bike. Our hardened meat and perfect team job in conclusion leads to our third Lovers Clan movie. We hope all the campers out there takes the advantage out of this, proceeds to piss people off and ends up ruining the happy time. You can also just dial the map authors to get these little "bugs" fixed. Either way, we dont really care. After all, it's just a conflict between gameplay absolutists/elitists and those who like to sit still and rail. Yes.. We're like a *****, our research is the semen and you who fight among each other are like the balls in the shade that gets buttered with our gusto filled milky pleasure.
Anyways.. Hit the play and win a life.